The Country-Fried Bacon isn't the only extreme food on the menu. There's a burger with 9 patties and 11 slices of cheese called "The 911." If you want, I'm sure they'll even fry up the menu itself for you and serve it with a side of mayonnaise.
Robert: It's clever how they mask this unhealthy bacon with this wholesome, deep-fried batter.
Talia: Oh, look, there's health food on the menu: deep-fried lettuce!
Ian: If they're willing to do a tomato, too, I'd love a DFB-DFL-DFT. With a Diet Coke.